Funny Quotes from I Just Want to Be Alone

Be alone graphic - small momentsFirst of all, THANK YOU for the amazing support from you regarding the big announcement last week.  So many of you have pre-ordered hard copies and Kindle copies.  Your support means so much to me.  I hope you like to laugh!

I also want you to understand that just like movies, there are different types of comedies.  What I love about this book is that ALL types are honored.  Some stories read more like romantic comedies, some are laugh out loud funny, others use more ‘toilet humor,’ and some are a mix of other comedy styles.  I hope you laugh, as much as I laughed.  Give every essay a chance and keep reading.  The book is super funny, especially to us thirty and forty-something marrieds (I can’t speak for any other age group currently).

As a teaser, I’d like to share some funny quotes from various essays in this book.  Trust me, these are just a few.  I’ll be posting more on Facebook, as the next few weeks fly by!  I can’t wait to hold it my hands on March 22 (or soon after).  I hope you get your pre-ordered to ensure a prompt delivery.

Jen, our fearless leader, creator, and editor said:


My sweet friend Meredith said:

Be alone Spidel

I can really relate to Nicole’s essay:


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I seriously can’t wait for you to read my essay about our first year of marriage.  For those of you who knew us then, you know I have many stories to tell!  Thanks for your support regarding my first publication.

If you haven’t ordered your copy yet, simply click below:

I Just Want to Be Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone) (Volume 2)


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  1. says

    Courtney, I seriously can’t wait to read your essay! Your wit always kills me, and I’m honored you shared my quote here. Here’s to this awesome book!

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